CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY NEW LINE HOME VIDEO
[TV CHANGING CHANNELS RAPIDLY]
WENT THROUGH THE CRACK...
OUR TWELFTH EDITION OF THE PSYCHIC FRIENDS NETWORK--
SHEA STADIUM--
Announcer: YOU'RE WATCHINGTV TIME...
THE ONLY NETWORK PLAYING LOTS OF OLD STUFF
IN NOTHING BUT BLACK AND WHITE.
WHY, IT'S FUN FOR THE WHOLE FAMILY!
TV TIME-- REMEMBER, YOU'RE SOAKING IN IT.
THIS FRIDAY ONTV TIME...
TAKE THE PHONE OFF THE HOOK AND THE PLASTIC OFF THE COUCH.
THAT'S RIGHT, IT'S THEPLEASANTVILLEMARATHON!
24 HOURS CHOCKED FULL OF PURE FAMILY VALUES.
FEATURING THE WARM GREETING...
HONEY, I'M HOME.
PROPER NUTRITION...
DO YOU WANT SOME MORE COOKIES?
AND, OF COURSE, SAFE SEX. [SMOOCH]
WHY, IT'S A SCRAPBOOK
OF ALL YOUR FAVORITE PLEASANTVILLEMEMORIES.
THERE'S "TROUBLE AT THE BARBERSHOP..."
"FIREMAN FOR A DAY..."
"THE BIG GAME..."
AND WHO COULD FORGET "BUD GETS A JOB"?
SO JOIN ALL YOUR FAVORITES,
MARY SUE, BUD, GEORGE, AND BETTY,
AND OH, YES, MR. JOHNSON AT THE SODA SHOP.
BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE!
IF YOU PUT YOUR THINKING CAPS ON,
YOU COULD WIN $1,000 IN OUR PLEASANTVILLETRIVIA CONTEST...
PLUS A FREE TRIP TO THE PLEASANTVILLE OF YOUR CHOICE.
FLASH-BACK TO KINDER, GENTLER TIMES
ON THEPLEASANTVILLE MARATHON
THIS FRIDAY ONLY ON...
HI.
I MEAN, HI.
UH, LOOK, YOU PROBABLY DON'T THINK
I SHOULD BE ASKING YOU THIS.
I MEAN, NOT KNOWING YOU WELL AND ALL.
I--I MEAN, I KNOW YOU. EVERYBODY KNOWS YOU.
I JUST DON'T KNOW YOU...TECHNICALLY.
UH...ANYHOW,
I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING THIS WEEKEND,
BUT MY MOM'S LEAVING TOWN
AND SHE'S LETTING ME BORROW THE CAR, SO, YOU KNOW...
[BELL RINGS]
OKEY-DOKEY, SO JUST GIVE ME A CALL.
LET ME KNOW.
BYE.
FOR THOSE OF YOU GOING ON TO COLLEGE NEXT YEAR,
THE CHANCE OF FINDING A GOOD JOB
WILL ACTUALLY DECREASE BY THE TIME YOU GRADUATE.
THE AVAILABLE NUMBER OF ENTRY-LEVEL JOBS
WILL DROP 31% OVER THE NEXT 4 YEARS.
MEDIAN INCOME FOR THOSE JOBS WILL GO DOWN AS WELL.
OBVIOUSLY, MY FRIENDS, IT'S A COMPETITIVE WORLD...
AND GOOD GRADES ARE YOUR ONLY TICKET THROUGH.
IN FACT, BY THE YEAR 2000...
...CHANCE OF CONTRACTING HIV FROM A NON-MONOGAMOUS LIFESTYLE
WILL CLIMB TO 1 IN 150.
THE ODDS OF DYING IN AN AUTO ACCIDENT ARE ONLY 1 IN 2500.
NOW, THIS MARKS A DRASTIC INCREASE...
...FROM 14 YEARS AGO WHEN OZONE DEPLETION
WAS AT JUST 10% OF ITS CURRENT LEVEL.
BY THE TIME YOU ARE 30 YEARS OLD,
AVERAGE GLOBAL TEMPERATURE WILL HAVE RISEN 2 1/2 DEGREES,
CAUSING SUCH CATASTROPHIC CONSEQUENCES
AS TYPHOONS, FLOODS, WIDESPREAD DROUGHT, AND FAMINE.
OK, WHO CAN TELL ME WHAT FAMINE IS?
[PLEASANTVILLETHEME PLAYING]
George: HONEY, I'M HOME.
HELLO, DARLING.
HOW WAS YOUR DAY?
OH, SWELL. YOU KNOW, MR. CONNELL SAYS
IF THINGS KEEP GOING THE WAY THEY ARE,
I MIGHT BE SEEING THAT PROMOTION SOONER THAN I THOUGHT.
OH, DARLING, THAT'S WONDERFUL.
I ALWAYS KNEW YOU COULD DO IT.
[LAUGHTER]
George: HEY, PUMPKIN...
WHAT'S THAT SMELL? IS THAT YOUR MEAT LOAF?
IT MIGHT BE.
OH, PUMPKIN, YOU SURE KNOW THE WAY
TOTHISMAN'S HEART.
Woman: NO, THAT WAS NOT THE DEAL.
NO, YOU HAVE CUSTODY FIRST WEEKEND OF EVERY MONTH.
THIS IS THE FIRST WEEKEND.
NO. I'M NOT GONNA BAIL YOU OUT.
I'M GOING OUT OF TOWN THIS WEEKEND.
LA COSTA.
BARRY, IF I WANT TO HAVE A MUD BATH WITH MY NEW BOYFRIEND,
THAT'S REALLY MY BUSINESS, ISN'T IT?
George: HEY, WHERE ARE THOSE KIDS?
RIGHT BEHIND YOU, FATHER.
MOTHER, FATHER, BUD HAS A LITTLE SURPRISE FOR YOU.
Betty: WHAT'S THAT, BUD?
FIRST PLACE IN THE SCIENCE FAIR.
THERE WERE LOTS OF SWELL PROJECTS.
I GUESS MINE WAS JUST THE SWELLEST.
DARLING, THAT'S WONDERFUL,
EXCEPT THERE'S NO SUCH WORD AS "SWELLEST."
WELL, GEE WHIZ, MOM, IT WASN'T THE ENGLISH FAIR.
[LAUGHTER]
NO, THAT'S NOT THE POINT.
THE POINT IS, YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO SEE THEM.
FINE, FINE, FINE. SEE THEM ANOTHER TIME.
WHAT'S A MOTHER TO DO?
[LAUGHTER]
[BELL RINGS]
OK, IN THE VERY FIRST PLEASANTVILLEEPISODE,
WHOSE WINDOW DID BUD BREAK
WHEN HE WAS PLAYING WITH HIS FATHER'S GOLF CLUBS?
EASY. MR. JENKINS.
WHAT JOB DID MR. JENKINS HAVE?
SALESMAN.
WHAT DID BUD AND MARY SUE NAME THE CAT
THEY FOUND IN THE GUTTER?
SCOUT?
MARMALADE.
ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.
HERE'S ONE.
WHY DID THEIR PARENTS COME HOME EARLY
FROM THEIR WEEKEND AT THE LAKE?
'CAUSE BUD DIDN'T ANSWER THE PHONE
AND THEY WERE WORRIED ABOUT HIM.
MAN...YOU'RE UNBELIEVABLE.
YOU'LL WIN THIS THING FOR SURE.
WHEN IS IT ON?
MARATHON STARTS AT 6:30, CONTEST IS TOMORROW AT NOON.
THOUSAND BUCKS, HUH?
AND IT'S ON ALL NIGHT?
OF COURSE. THAT'S WHY THEY CALL IT A MARATHON.
[LIGHTER CLINKS]
Girl: OH, MY GOD, HE IS, LIKE, SO PATHETIC.
I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE RELATED TO HIM.
ONLY ON MY PARENTS' SIDE.
YEAH, BUT YOU GUYS ARE, LIKE, TWINS AND STUFF.
YOU MUST BE FROM THE COOL SIDE OF THE UTERUS.
OH, MY GOD, HERE THEY COME.
OH, MY GOD, JUST DON'T DO ANYTHING.
WHAT?
HEY.
SAW YOU AT THE MALL YESTERDAY.
YEAH, I SAW YOU, TOO.
SO, YOU GONNA WATCH THE CONCERT ON MTV TONIGHT?
YEAH. YOU?
YEAH.
MY MOM'S GONNA BE OUT OF TOWN.
COOL.
IT WAS SO AMAZING, DAPH.
I WAS, LIKE, "MY MOM'S GONNA GO OUT OF TOWN."
AND HE WAS LIKE, "WELL, MAYBE WE COULD..."
AND I WAS, LIKE, "YEAH, SURE."
AND HE WAS, LIKE, "COOL."
I KNOW. HE'S SO SMART.
I'M THINKING ABOUT THAT RED THING I GOT AT THE MALL.
IT'S NOT SLUTTY.
IT'S FUN.
WELL, HELLO, HE'S NOT COMING OVER TO STUDY.
YEAH, I KNOW.
WELL, SOMETIMES I'M JEALOUS OF YOU, TOO.
HE'S NOT HOMELESS, HOWARD.
THEY JUST DON'T SAY WHERE HE LIVES.
WELL, IT'S A SILLY QUESTION.
BECAUSE NOBODY'S HOMELESS IN PLEASANTVILLE.
'CAUSE THAT'S JUST NOT WHAT IT'S LIKE.
[CAR ENGINE STARTS]
LOOK, HOWARD, IT'S ALMOST 6:30.
I GOTTA GO.
WHAT ARE WHAT ARE YOU DOING? YOU DOING?
CUT IT OUT, DAVID. MARK DAVIS IS GONNA BE HERE IN MINUTES.
GREAT. THEPLEASANTVILLE MARATHON STARTS AT 6:30.
I DON'T BELIEVE THIS! HE'S GONNA BE HERE!
GREAT. YOU CAN WATCH IT UPSTAIRS.
UPSTAIRS?! UPSTAIRS?!
IT DOESN'T HAVE ANY STEREO!
OH, MY GOD.
OH, MY GOD!
DAVID, STOP STRESSING. YOU CAN TURN IT ON NORMALLY.
NO, I CAN'T. IT'S A NEW TV, JEN.
IT DOESN'T WORK WITHOUT A REMOTE.
[DOORBELL RINGS]
OH, MY GOD, HE'S HERE!
TV REPAIR.
TV REPAIR?
YEAH. TV BUSTED?
YEAH.
WELL, HERE I AM.
HOLY COW, LOOK AT THAT.
HAD A LITTLE DISASTER, DIDN'T YOU, FELLA?
WELL, YEAH, SORT OF.
WELL, WE'LL GET YOU FIXED UP IN NO TIME.
I KNOW HOW I'D FEEL IF MINE WENT OUT.
ALMOST LIKE LOSING A FRIEND.
YOU KNOW, WE DIDN'T CALL ANY TV REPAIR.
THAT MAKES IT A LUCKY DAY FOR BOTH OF US, DOESN'T IT?
DO YOU THINK YOU COULD DO THIS SOON?
IT'S ALMOST 6:30.
WHAT'S THE HURRY?
PLEASANTVILLEMARATHON STARTS AT 6:30.
[THUNDER]
PLEASANTVILLE? GOSH, I LOVE THAT SHOW.
WATCHED IT FOR YEARS.
THAT'S NOT THE REASON. I'VE GOT A DATE AT 6:30.
HEY, WHO DID MUFFIN TAKE TO THE MASQUERADE BALL
WHEN HER DATE CAME DOWN WITH THE MEASLES?
HER FATHER.
THAT'S RIGHT. AND HOW'D SHE DRESS HIM?
AS PRINCE CHARMING.
NICE. REMEMBER THE ONE WHERE BUD LOST HIS COUSIN
WHEN HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE WATCHING HIM?
YEAH.
WHAT DEPARTMENT STORE DID THEY GO TO?
McINTYRE'S.
McGINTY'S.
NO. McINTYRE'S. REMEMBER?
#### FOR THE VERY BEST IN MEN'S ATTIRE ####
#### HEAD RIGHT DOWN TO McINTYRE'S ####
THAT'S RIGHT.
LISTEN, UH...
WHY DON'T YOU TAKE THIS REMOTE INSTEAD?
IT'S GOT A LITTLE MORE OOMPH IN IT.
OOMPH?
SURE. BIG BEAUTIFUL SET LIKE THAT?
YOU WANT SOMETHING THAT'LL PUT YOU RIGHT IN THE SHOW.
[THUNDER]
IT'S GREAT. WE'LL TAKE IT.
THANK YOU.
WELL, I BETTER GET GOING.
YOUR SHOW'S ALMOST ON,
AND IT'S ALMOST TIME FOR YOUR DATE.
TAKE CARE NOW.
[THUNDER]
WHETHER IT'S ON THE TRACK AT INDY...
OH.
DRIVING AROUND THE BLOCK, ONLY NEW PENNZOIL...
FOR PROGRAM INFORMATION...
[CROWD CHEERING]
[CLICK]
George: HONEY, I'M HOME.
GREAT.
LET ME SEE THAT.
NO WAY.
GEE WHIZ, MARY SUE,
WHY CAN'T I BORROW YOUR TRANSISTOR RADIO?
I PROMISED BETTY JEAN SHE COULD USE IT.
DO YOU MIND?
THIS IS ONLY THE MOST IMPORTANT MOMENT OF MY LIFE!
FORGET IT, JEN! I'VE WAITED A YEAR FOR THIS!
COME ON, DAVID, JUST GIVE IT TO ME!
FORGET IT!
Mary Sue: NO WAY, BUD!
Bud: FORGET IT, MARY SUE!
Mary Sue: COME ON, BUD! IT'S MINE! GIVE IT BACK!
OH! [GASPS]
OH, MY GOD.
WHAT HAPPENED?
I'M NOT SURE.
[WHISTLING]
HI, SPORT. HI, MUFFIN.
BETTER GET A MOVE ON. YOU'LL BE LATE FOR SCHOOL.
[WHISTLING]
WHAT DID YOU DO?
I DON'T KNOW.
OH!
LOOK AT ME! I'M PASTY!
PSST! OVER HERE!
TOLD YOU IT WAS YOUR LUCKY DAY.
I BET YOU THOUGHT I WAS JUST A FAN OR SOMETHING.
WHAT HAPPENED?
A MIRACLE. EVERY TIME I THOUGHT I'D FOUND SOMEONE,
THEY'D TURN OUT TO DISAPPOINT ME.
THEY'D KNOW ALL THE EARLY EPISODES,
BUT THEY WOULDN'T KNOW THE LATER ONES.
THEY'D KNOW ALL ABOUT MUFFIN, BUT NOT ABOUT BUD.
WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?
SHH. CAN'T TALK LIKE THAT HERE.
YOU'RE IN... WELL, YOU KNOW.
Betty: BUD, MARY SUE, BREAKFAST IS ON THE TABLE.
WE'RE IN PLEASANTVILLE?
A DREAM COME TRUE, HUH?
LISTEN, THIS REALLY ISN'T FUNNY.
I HAVE A VERY IMPORTANT DATE IN 5 MINUTES!
OH, YOU DON'T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT THAT ANYMORE.
BITCH.
NO!
YOU HAVE GOT TO GET US OUT OF HERE!
WHY WOULD I DO THAT?
BECAUSE WE DON'T BELONG!
AW, SURE YOU DO.
McINTYRE'S DEPARTMENT STORE,
THEIR FATHER DRESSED AS PRINCE CHARMING.
THAT WAS GORGEOUS, BUD.
MY NAME IS DAVID!
OH, GOD!
THIS IS A STRANGE WAY OF SHOWING YOUR APPRECIATION.
HEY, WE APPRECIATE IT. WE REALLY DO.
WE JUST WANT TO GO HOME NOW.
BUT YOU DON'T KNOW HOW LONG
I'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR SOMEONE LIKE YOU.
I'M VERY DISAPPOINTED.
IN FACT, I'M STARTING TO GET A LITTLE UPSET.
NO, DON'T GET UPSET.
WELL, WOULDN'T YOU? YOU LOOK FOR SOMEONE FOR YEARS,
YOU POUR YOUR HEART INTO IT--
THIS IS A PRIVILEGE, YOU KNOW!
I DON'T THINK I'D BETTER TALK ABOUT THIS NOW.
WHERE ARE YOU GOING?
I DON'T THINK WE SHOULD DISCUSS THIS
UNTIL I'M A LITTLE MORE COMPOSED.
WAIT A MINUTE!
MAYBE IN A WHILE WHEN I'M NOT SO EMOTIONAL!
GIVE YOU A WEEK OR TWO TO CHANGE YOUR ATTITUDE!
OH! COME BACK!
A WEEK OR TWO?
[CHANGING CHANNELS]
OH, GOD.
WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN?
I DON'T KNOW. IT'S NOT POSSIBLE.
Betty: BUD?
MARY SUE, YOUR BREAKFAST IS GETTING COLD.
IT CAN'T BE POSSIBLE.
WELL, COME ON, KIDS.
YOU'RE NOT GOING OFF TO SCHOOL
WITHOUT A HOT BREAKFAST INSIDE YOU.
FORWARD MARCH.
I JUST LOVE YOU IN THAT SWEATER, MARY SUE.
IT'S SO FLATTERING.
THANKS.
George: MORNING, KIDS.
BETTER GET A MOVE ON. YOU'LL BE LATE FOR SCHOOL.
I DON'T BELIEVE THIS.
NEITHER DO I.
WELL, COME ON, DIG IN.
I PUT BLUEBERRIES IN THEM JUST THE WAY YOU LIKE.
WELL, COME ON, SWEETIE, IT'S GETTING LATE.
ACTUALLY, I'M NOT HUNGRY.
[LAUGHING]
NONSENSE, YOUNG LADY.
YOU'RE GONNA START YOUR DAY OFF WITH A NICE, BIG BREAKFAST.
HERE WE GO. SIT DOWN.
HERE'S SOME PANCAKES AND EGGS...
SAUSAGE AND SOME GOOD CRISP BACON.
AND, OF COURSE, A HAM STEAK.
NO.
YOU EAT ON UP, THEN IT'S OFF TO SCHOOL.
HURRY, HURRY.
Jennifer: I'M GONNA HURL, DAVID, I SWEAR TO GOD.
JUST TAKE DEEP BREATHS.
IT'S ALL THAT ANIMAL FAT.
I CAN FEEL IT IN MY PORES OR SOMETHING.
I STILL DON'T SEE WHY WE'RE DOING THIS.
BECAUSE WE'RE SUPPOSED TO BE IN SCHOOL.
WE'RE SUPPOSED TO BE AT HOME, DAVID.
WE'RE SUPPOSED TO BE IN COLOR!
OK. OH, GOD!
Man: HELLO, BUD.
HELLO, MR. SIMPSON.
HEAR YOUR DAD'S GOT A NEW CAR.
OH, YEAH. A BUICK.
IT'S SWELL.
GREAT.
DO YOU KNOW THAT GUY?
YEAH. HE OWNS THE HARDWARE STORE.
YOU LISTEN TO ME FOR JUST A MINUTE!
I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'VE DONE, BUT YOU BETTER FIX IT!
I HAD A DATE WITH MARK DAVIS
AND I EVEN BOUGHT NEW UNDERWEAR!
WE HAVE TO PLAY ALONG UNTIL THAT GUY SHOWS UP AGAIN.
PLAY ALONG?!
YES! I AM BUD PARKER, AND YOU ARE MARY SUE.
NO.
NO. I'M NOT GONNA DO IT.
IF I DON'T DRESS LIKE THIS FOR MOM,
I'M SURE AS HELL NOT GONNA DO IT FOR YOU!
WE HAVE NO CHOICE, JEN.
WE ARE STUCK HERE UNTIL THAT GUY SHOWS UP AGAIN.
WHY CAN'T WE JUST EXPLAIN IT TO SOMEBODY?
TO WHO?
[HORN HONKING]
[SIREN]
GO! GO! GO!
HERE, KITTY.
HERE, KITTY, KITTY, KITTY.
HERE, KITTY.
OH, GOD.
WE ARE.
WE'RE, LIKE, STUCK IN NERDVILLE.
[MEOW]
I KNEW YOU'D PAY A PRICE FOR THIS.
I KNEW YOU COULDN'T BE SO HOPELESSLY GEEK-RIDDEN
FOR SO LONG WITHOUT SUFFERING
SOME REALLY TRAGIC CONSEQUENCES.
BUT IT'S JUST NOT FAIR.
I WAS GETTING REALLY POPULAR.
DEBBIE RUSSELL TRANSFERRED TO ANOTHER SCHOOL,
AND MY SKIN WAS REALLY GREAT SINCE MARCH.
MARK DAVIS WAS FINALLY STARTING TO COME AROUND.
Boy: HELLO, MARY SUE.
WHAT'S ALL THE COMMOTION? WHERE'S THE CAT?
UM...
IT'S, UM...
[MEOW]
OH...RIGHT.
I'LL SEE YOU AT SCHOOL, MARY SUE.
WHO'S THAT?
David: SKIP MARTIN, CAPTAIN OF THE BASKETBALL TEAM.
DOES HE LIKE ME?
AS A MATTER OF FACT, HE DOES.
THOSE ARE MY FRIENDS?
PEGGY JANE, LISA ANNE, BETTY JEAN.
CAN WE DO ANY BETTER?
I DON'T THINK SO.
[SIGHS] OK.
MARY SUE!
HI!
LAST WEEK, CLASS, WE DISCUSSED THE GEOGRAPHY OF MAIN STREET.
THIS WEEK WE'RE GOING TO BE TALKING ABOUT ELM STREET.
NOW, CAN ANYONE TELL ME THE DIFFERENCE
BETWEEN ELM STREET AND MAIN STREET?
TOMMY.
IT'S NOT AS LONG?
THAT'S RIGHT, TOMMY. IT'S NOT AS LONG.
ALSO, IT ONLY HAS HOUSES,
SO THE GEOGRAPHY OF MAIN STREET ISDIFFERENT
THAN THE GEOGRAPHY OF ELM STREET.
MARY SUE?
YEAH. WHAT'S OUTSIDE OF PLEASANTVILLE?
I DON'T UNDERSTAND.
OUTSIDE OF PLEASANTVILLE.
WHAT'S AT THE END OF MAIN STREET?
MARY SUE, YOU SHOULD KNOW THE ANSWER TO THAT.
THE END OF MAIN STREET IS JUST THE BEGINNING AGAIN.
[GIGGLING]
[BLOWS WHISTLE]
Coach: COME ON, MEN, LET'S GO!
THAT'S IT, MEN, KEEP IT UP. BIG GAME TOMORROW.
BUD!
HIYA, BUD.
HIYA, SKIP.
HIYA, BUD.
HIYA, SKIP.
BUD, CAN I ASK YOU A QUESTION?
SURE.
WELL...
IF I WAS TO GO UP TO YOUR SISTER...
WHAT I MEAN IS, IF I WAS TO GO UP TO MARY SUE--
OH, MY GOD. ARE WE IN THAT EPISODE?
WHAT?
OH, I DON'T BELIEVE THIS.
WHAT'S THE MATTER?
YOU WANT TO ASK HER OUT TONIGHT, RIGHT?
THEN YOU WANT TO GIVE HER YOUR SCHOOL PIN.
YEAH. HOW'D YOU KNOW?
LOOK, SKIP, I DON'T THINK
IT'S A REAL GOOD TIME FOR THAT RIGHT NOW.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
WELL, WHAT I MEAN IS, UH...
MARY SUE'S A LITTLE DIFFERENT LATELY.
SHE WON'T GO OUT WITH ME?
NO, HEY, I DIDN'T SAY THAT.
I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'D DO IF SHE WOULDN'T GO OUT WITH ME.
Coach: COME HERE, GUYS. DON'T TOUCH IT. STAY BACK.
I'M SURE WE'LL WORK SOMETHING OUT.
David: I THOUGHT YOU LIKED HIM!
YEAH, BUT I DON'T KNOW.
ONE DATE, JEN. THAT'S ALL I'M ASKING.
IF YOU DON'T GO OUT WITH THIS GUY,
WE COULD THROW THEIR WHOLE UNIVERSE OUT OF WHACK.
IT'S TOO WEIRD, DAVID.
THIS PLACE GIVES ME THE CREEPS.
DID YOU KNOW THE BOOKS ARE BLANK?
WHAT?
I WENT IN THE LIBRARY.
THEY HAVE COVERS AND NOTHING INSIDE OF THEM.
WHAT WERE YOU DOING IN A LIBRARY?
I GOT LOST.
OH, WAIT, LOOK AT THIS.
KNOW WHY THE FIREMEN ONLY RESCUE CATS OUT OF TREES?
NOTHING BURNS AROUND HERE.
JEN, STOP!
THEY DON'T EVEN NEED FIREMEN!
I COULD REALLY USE A CIGARETTE, TOO.
JEN, LISTEN.
I WILL GET US OUT OF HERE.
I REALLY WILL, BUT IF WE DON'T PLAY ALONG,
WE CAN ALTER THEIR WHOLE EXISTENCE,
AND THEN WE MAY NEVER GET HOME.
AND YOU REALLY THINK ANYBODY'S GONNA NOTICE
IF I DON'T HAVE A CHOCOLATE MALT WITH THIS GUY?
[GIGGLING]
YOU WON'T BELIEVE WHAT WE JUST HEARD!
SKIP MARTIN'S GONNA ASK YOU OUT!
THAT'S NOT ALL!
NO, THAT'S NOT ALL!
All: HE'S GONNA GIVE YOU HIS PIN!
[GIGGLING]
Jennifer: ARE YOU SURE I'M SUPPOSED TO WEAR THIS?
I COULD, LIKE, KILL A GUY WITH THESE THINGS.
IT'S IN YOUR CLOSET.
I'VE WORN SOME KINKY STUFF BEFORE--
HE WON'T NOTICE ANYWAY.
WHY NOT?
WELL, THEY JUST DON'T NOTICE
THAT KIND OF THING AROUND HERE.
SO WHAT'S THE POINT?
JEN, PLEASE.
HELLO. I'VE GOT, LIKE, 3 POUNDS OF UNDERWIRE ON HERE.
JUST GO WITH THE PROGRAM, HUH?
I'M LATE FOR WORK.
WORK?
[BICYCLE BELL RINGS]
[BELL RINGS]
BUD.
YEAH, YEAH, SORRY. I JUST HAD TO HELP MY FOLKS,
AND THEN I COULDN'T FIND MY HAT.
OH. I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT TO DO.
WHAT'S WRONG?
WELL, I ALWAYS WIPE DOWN THE COUNTER,
AND THEN YOU SET OUT THE NAPKINS AND GLASSES,
AND THEN I MAKE THE FRENCH FRIES.
YEAH.
BUT YOU DIDN'T COME,
SO I JUST KEPT ON WIPING.
I'M SORRY.
UM...
YOU KNOW, IF THIS EVER HAPPENS AGAIN...
YOU CAN MAKE THE FRIES
EVEN IF I HAVEN'T PUT OUT THE NAPKINS YET.
OH.
THANK YOU.
[ALL ORDERING AT ONCE]
[GIGGLING]
[RINGS BELL]
THERE AREN'T ANY CHEESEBURGERS.
WHAT?
USUALLY I PUT OUT THE BURGER,
AND THEN YOU FINISH WITH THE LETTUCE.
OK, OK, LISTEN.
DO YOU HAVE THE LETTUCE?
YEAH.
HAVE YOU COOKED THE BURGERS?
YEAH.
OK, PUT ON THE LETTUCE, FINISH THE BURGER,
AND PRETEND IT WAS ME DOING IT THE WHOLE TIME.
YEAH, YOU CAN DO IT, REALLY.
OK.
[BELL RINGS]
I SURE AM GLAD YOU SAID
YOU'D COME OUT WITH ME TONIGHT, MARY SUE.
OH, WELL, GEE WHIZ, SKIP.
I SURE AM GLAD YOU ASKED ME.
I DON'T KNOW IF I EVER SAID THIS TO YOU BEFORE,
BUT--WELL...
I THINK YOU'RE JUST ABOUT THE KEENEST GIRL
IN THE WHOLE SCHOOL.
REALLY, SKIP?
THE KEENEST?
OH, YEAH.
David: WHAT CAN I GET YOU TWO?
Skip: I DON'T KNOW, BUD.
I GUESS I'LL HAVE MY USUAL CHEESEBURGER AND A CHERRY COKE.
OH, I DON'T KNOW, BUD.
I GUESS I'LL HAVE A SALAD AND EVIAN WATER.
CHEESEBURGER IT IS.
YOU SEE?
THE WHOLE TIME WE WERE IN CIVICS TOGETHER,
I REALLY WANTED TO COME OVER AND SIT NEXT TO YOU,
BUT YOU WERE ALWAYS SITTING
BETWEEN LISA ANNE AND PEGGY JANE.
AND YOU ALWAYS SEEMED SO SMART AND EVERYTHING.
LIKE THAT REPORT YOU DID ON OUR TOWN HALL.
GOSH. I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT I'D TALK TO YOU ABOUT.
YEAH. WELL, SOMETIMES TALKING'S OVERRATED.
DON'T YOU THINK?
HUH?
OH, RIGHT.
SO I KNOW I HAVEN'T BEEN STEADY
WITH ANYBODY OR ANYTHING,
BUT I JUST DON'T WANT TO RUSH IT.
THERE'S KIDS THAT ARE EVEN HOLDING HANDS ALREADY,
BUT I FIGURE THERE'S PLENTY OF TIME
FOR THAT KIND OF THING LATER ON, DON'T YOU?
YEAH.
CAN YOU EXCUSE ME FOR JUST A SECOND?
OH, GOD.
DID HE GIVE IT TO YOU?
I BET HE GAVE IT TO YOU.
I DON'T THINK HE KNOWS HOW.
I BET HE'S GONNA TAKE HER TO LOVER'S LANE.
I BET HE IS, I BET HE IS.
I BET HE'S EVEN GONNA HOLD HER HAND.
OHH. OHH. OHH.
[GIGGLING]
SO, ANYHOW...
I REALLY WANTED TO SIT NEXT TO YOU IN CIVICS, BUT--
YOU WANT TO GET OUT OF HERE?
WHAT?
DO YOU WANT TO GO SOMEWHERE?
BUT WHERE COULD WE GO?
LOVER'S LANE.
LOVER'S LANE?
YEAH.
LOVER'S LANE. YOU UP FOR IT?
COME ON.
OH, SHIT.
JENNIFER!
JENNIFER, STOP!
STOP!
YOU CAN'T DO THIS, JENNIFER!
HE DOESN'T EXIST!
YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO SOMEONE WHO DOESN'T EXIST!
OHH.
Radio: #### I'M MR. BLUE ####
IT SURE IS PRETTY.
OH, YEAH. GORGEOUS.
TO BE HONEST, MARY SUE,
I DIDN'T THINK YOU'D WANT TO COME HERE
UNTIL WE'D BEEN PINNED FOR A LITTLE WHILE.
OH, SKIP.
YOU CAN PIN ME ANY TIME YOU WANT TO.
OR MAYBE I SHOULD JUST PIN YOU.
THAT'S SILLY, MARY SUE.
HOW COULD YOU POSSIBLY PIN ME?
OHH!
BUD?
SON, WHAT'S WRONG?
HAVE YOU SEEN MARY SUE?
WHY, NO. SHE'S STILL ON HER DATE WITH SKIP.
IS SOMETHING THE MATTER?
NO, NO. I WAS JUST WORRIED ABOUT HER.
BUD, YOUR SISTER'S GETTING OLDER NOW.
SHE'LL NATURALLY BE GOING OUT WITH BOYS.
BUT SHE'S A FINE YOUNG WOMAN.
SHE WOULD NEVER DO ANYTHING FOR US TO BE CONCERNED ABOUT.
HONEST.
[PANTING AND MOANING]
I THINK I BETTER GO HOME NOW, MARY SUE.
WHY?
I THINK I MIGHT BE ILL.
SOMETHING'S HAPPENING TO ME.
THAT'S SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN.
IT IS?
YEAH. TRUST ME.
Betty: DO YOU WANT SOME MORE COOKIES?
NO, THANKS. I'M FINE.
HOW ABOUT SOME MARSHMALLOW RICE SQUARES?
THOSE ARE SWELL.
NO, I'M FINE, THANK YOU.
[KNOCK ON DOOR]
NOW, WHO COULD THAT BE?
I'VE GOT IT.
OH, HI.
HI, THERE. YOU TOOK OFF SO QUICK,
I WASN'T SURE YOU WERE OK.
OH, YEAH, NO, I'M FINE.
I JUST HAD TO GET HOME EARLY.
BUD, YOU KNOW HOW WHEN WE CLOSE UP,
I CLOSE THE REGISTER, THEN YOU LOWER THE BLINDS,
AND THEN I TURN OUT THE LIGHTS,
AND THEN WE BOTH LOCK THE DOORS?
YEAH.
WELL, YOU WEREN'T AROUND THIS TIME.
SO I DID THE WHOLE THING BY MYSELF.
WOW.
AND NOT ONLY THAT.
I DIDN'T EVEN DO IT IN THE SAME ORDER.
FIRST I LOWERED THE BLINDS,
THEN I CLOSED THE REGISTER.
OH, HELLO, BETTY.
HELLO, BILL.
OK, WELL, THAT'S GREAT. THANK YOU FOR STOPPING BY.
I APPRECIATE IT.
I'LL SEE YOU TOMORROW.
WELL, GEE, THANKS, SKIP.
I SURE HAD A WONDERFUL TIME.
ME, TOO.
NIGHT.
HELLO, MR. JOHNSON.
OH, HELLO, MARY SUE.
WHAT DID YOU DO TO HIM?
NOTHING.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN, "NOTHING"?
THAT'S NOT NOTHING.
WHY DON'T YOU RELAX, BUD?
WE HAD A NICE TIME,
AND I AM REALLY SLEEPY, AND I HAVE TO WAKE UP
EARLY IN THE MORNING TO GO TO SCHOOL,
SO, NIGHT.
HI. LOOKS LIKE IT'S GONNA BE ANOTHER BEAUTIFUL SUNNY DAY.
HIGH 72, LOW 72, NOT A CLOUD IN THE SKY.
BUD.
IT'S 8:00 IN THE MORNING. ARE YOU WATCHING TELEVISION?
[INAUDIBLE]
OH, NO.
[WHISTLE BLOWS]
COME ON, MEN. LET'S GET IN POSITIONS.
WE GOT A BIG GAME NEXT WEEK. LET'S GO.
COME ON.
[WHISTLES]
OH, MY GOD.
David: YOU CAN'T DO THIS, JENNIFER. I WARNED YOU.
SO WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL? OH, OK.
THEY'RE NOT GOOD AT BASKETBALL ANYMORE.
OH, MY GOD. WHAT A TRAGEDY.
YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND.
YOU'RE MESSING WITH THEIR WHOLE GODDAMN UNIVERSE.
MAYBE IT NEEDS TO BE MESSED WITH, DAVID.
DID THAT EVER OCCUR TO YOU?
HEY, M.S., HOW YOU DOING?
COOL, P.J., HOW YOU DOING?
COOL.
"COOL"? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO THESE PEOPLE?
YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO THEM.
IF I DON'T DO IT, WHO WILL?
NO, BUT THEY'RE HAPPY LIKE THIS.
NO, DAVID. NOBODY IS HAPPY
IN A POODLE SKIRT AND A SWEATER SET.
[SIGHS]
YOU REALLY LIKE THIS, DON'T YOU?
NO, IT'S NOT LIKE YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY
OR DORKY OR ANYTHING.
YOU, LIKE, REALLY LIKE IT.
NO. YOU HAVE IT ALL WRONG.
I AM PERSONALLY MORTIFIED TO BE YOUR SISTER RIGHT NOW.
YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO DO THIS TO THEM.
DAVID, LISTEN TO ME FOR JUST A MINUTE.
THESE PEOPLE DON'T WANT TO BE GEEKS.
THEY WANT TO BE ATTRACTIVE.
THEY HAVE A LOT OF POTENTIAL.
THEY JUST DON'T KNOW ANY BETTER.
THEY DON'T HAVE THAT KIND OF POTENTIAL.
OH, YEAH? LOOK AT THAT.
Boy: WOW. WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR GUM?
I GOTTA GO.
I'M GONNA MEET SKIP AT THE FLAGPOLE.
Gene Vincent: #### WELL, BE-BOP-A-LULA ####
#### SHE'S MY BABY ####
#### BE-BOP-A-LULA ####
#### I DON'T MEAN MAYBE ####
#### BE-BOP-A-LULA ####
#### SHE'S MY BABY ####
#### BE-BOP-A-LULA ####
#### I DON'T MEAN MAYBE ####
#### BE-BOP-A-LULA ####
#### SHE'S MY BABY DOLL ####
#### MY BABY DOLL ####
#### WELL, SHE'S THE GAL IN THE RED BLUEJEANS ####
#### SHE'S THE QUEEN OF ALL THE TEENS ####
#### SHE'S THE ONE WOMAN THAT I KNOW ####
#### 'CAUSE SHE'S THE WOMAN THAT LOVES ME SO ####
#### SAY BE-BOP-A-LULA ####
#### SHE'S MY BABY ####
WELL, I DON'T THINK IT'S ANYTHING TO WORRY ABOUT.
YOU CUT DOWN ON GREASY FOODS AND CHOCOLATE.
YOU KNOW, THINGS LIKE THAT.
IT'LL PROBABLY JUST CLEAR UP ON ITS OWN.
David: JESUS CHRIST.
Larry Williams: #### WELL, NOW ####
#### LAWDY, LAWDY, LAWDY ####
#### MISS CLAWDY ####
#### GIRL, YOU SURE LOOK GOOD TO ME ####
UM, DO YOU THINK WE COULD HAVE 2 CHEESEBURGERS
AND SOME CHERRY COKES?
I'LL BE RIGHT WITH YOU.
THANKS.
2 CHEESEBURGERS, 2 CHERRY COKES.
[DING]
THERE AREN'T ANY CHEESEBURGERS.
I THOUGHT WE TALKED ABOUT THIS. I THOUGHT--
WHAT'S THE POINT, BUD?
YOU MAKE HAMBURGERS.
THAT IS THE POINT.
NO. I KNOW I DO.
IT'S ALWAYS THE SAME, YOU KNOW?
GRILL THE BUN, FLIP THE MEAT, MELT THE CHEESE.
IT NEVER CHANGES.
IT NEVER GETS ANY BETTER OR WORSE.
OK, JUST LISTEN FOR A SECOND.
LIKE THE OTHER NIGHT
WHEN I CLOSED BY MYSELF, THAT WAS DIFFERENT.
FORGET ABOUT THAT!
OH, OK.
I REALLY LIKED IT, THOUGH.
COME HERE.
LOOK.
YOU CAN'T ALWAYS LIKE WHAT YOU DO.
SOMETIMES YOU JUST GOTTA DO IT
BECAUSE IT'S YOUR JOB.
AND EVEN IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT,
YOU JUST GOTTA DO IT ANYWAY.
WHY?
SO THEY CAN HAVE THEIR HAMBURGERS!
OH.
I'M SORRY.
YOU KNOW WHAT I REALLY LIKE?
WHAT'S THAT?
CHRISTMAS TIME.
SEE, EVERY YEAR ON DECEMBER 3,
I GET TO PAINT THE CHRISTMAS DECORATIONS IN THE WINDOW,
AND EVERY YEAR I GET TO PAINT A DIFFERENT THING.
HERE, I'LL SHOW YOU.
WOW. THAT'S PRETTY GOOD.
THANKS, BUT THIS MORNING I WAS THINKING,
AND I REALIZED THAT I LOOK FORWARD TO IT ALL YEAR.
AND THEN I THOUGHT, "GEE, THAT SEEMS AWFULLY SILLY.
"IT SEEMS LIKE AN AWFULLY LONG TIME
TO BE WAITING FOR JUST ONE MOMENT."
DON'T YOU THINK?
WELL,
DON'T YOU?
I THINK THAT YOU SHOULD TRY
NOT TO THINK ABOUT THAT ANYMORE.
OK.
I'LL TRY THAT, THEN.
MORNING, JIM.
HOW ARE YOU, BILL?
HAVE THEY EVER LOST BEFORE?
BASKETBALL? NO, THEY SURE HAVEN'T.
IT JUST FEELS WRONG, THAT'S ALL.
MAYBE THAT'S WHERE THEY GET THAT SAYING,
"YOU CAN'T WIN 'EM ALL."
THAT'S A GOOD POINT, RALPH.
THEY DO HAVE THAT SAYING.
BUT THEY DO WIN 'EM ALL.
THEY'VE ALWAYS WON 'EM ALL.
OH, MR. MAYOR, HERE, HERE.
GO AHEAD.
OH, DON'T BE SILLY, ROY.
I COULDN'T POSSIBLY TAKE YOUR SPOT.
WHAT I WANT TO KNOW IS,
IF THEY'VE NEVER LOST BEFORE,
AND THEY'VE NEVER TIED BEFORE,
ISN'T THAT WHAT YOU CALL WINNING 'EM ALL?
HE'S RIGHT. THAT'S WHAT YOU CALL IT.
YEAH, THAT'S TRUE.
HE SAID IT WOULD CLEAR UP ON ITS OWN
IF SHE JUST STAYED
AWAY FROM FRIED FOODS AND SWEETS.
EXCEPT IT'S SPREAD TO HER LIPS NOW, TOO.
OH, I DON'T KNOW.
AND YOU SAY IT WAS JUST RED?
WELL, YOU KNOW, LIKE REAL RED.
I KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN.
THAT'S LIKE THIS CAR THAT WAS IN FRONT
OF BILL JOHNSON'S SODA SHOP.
I WAS GOING BY IT THE OTHER DAY,
AND IT LOOKED GREEN.
REAL GREEN.
HAVE YOU SEEN HIM LATELY?
I WAS GETTING MY SEWING MACHINE FIXED
ACROSS THE STREET, AND HE WAS SITTING
IN THE WINDOW OF HIS SHOP JUST STARING.
THAT IS STRANGE.
IT'S YOUR BID, BETTY.
MARY SUE.
YEAH.
WHAT GOES ON UP AT LOVER'S LANE?
WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
WELL, YOU HEAR THESE THINGS LATELY--
KIDS SPENDING SO MUCH TIME UP THERE.
IS IT HOLDING HANDS?
THAT KIND OF THING?
YEAH.
THAT AND...
WHAT?
IT DOESN'T MATTER.
NO. I WANT TO KNOW.
WELL...
SEX.
OH.
WHAT'S SEX?
YOU SURE YOU WANT TO KNOW THIS?
YES.
OK.
WELL...
YOU SEE, MOM,
WHEN 2 PEOPLE REALLY LOVE EACH OTHER VERY, VERY MUCH,
AND THEY WANT TO SHARE THAT...
ARE YOU OK?
UH, YES.
IT'S, UH, JUST THAT...
YOUR FATHER WOULD NEVER DO ANYTHING LIKE THAT.
OH.
HMM.
WELL, YOU KNOW, MOM...
THERE ARE OTHER WAYS TO ENJOY YOURSELF...
WITHOUT DAD.
AHH.
SWEETIE, YOU COMING TO BED?
UM, YEAH. I'M JUST GOING TO TAKE A BATH FIRST.
OH, MY GOODNESS.
OHH, OHH.
OHH.
OH, MY.
OH, MY!
Girl on TV: WHAT ARE YOU MAKING?
OH, SHIT.
OH, GOD.
FIRE!
CAT?
[SIREN]
David: OK, RIGHT HERE.
ALL RIGHT, STOP.
STOP!
WHERE IS IT?
WHOA!
HEY, HERE, GRAB THE NOZZLE.
BUT WHERE'S THE CAT?
COME ON. JUST HOLD ON TIGHT.
WHOA!
SO THAT'S WHAT THESE THINGS DO.
Big Bob: IN HONOR AND IN RECOGNITION OF YOUR HEROISM,
AND WITH GREAT APPRECIATION FROM THE CITIZENS OF PLEASANTVILLE,
I AM PLEASED TO PRESENT YOU WITH THIS SPECIAL COMMENDATION
FROM THE PLEASANTVILLE CHAMBER OF COMMERCE.
[APPLAUSE]
Margaret: BUD.
OH, HI.
THAT SURE WAS SWELL.
WELL, THANK YOU, MARGARET.
I BAKED YOU SOME OF MY OATMEAL COOKIES.
OH, OH, NO, NO.
YOU BAKED THOSE FOR WHITEY.
NO. I BAKED THEM FOR YOU.
NO. YOU BAKED THEM FOR WHITEY.
NO. I BAKED THEM FOR YOU.
NO. YOU BAKED THEM--
NO. I BAKED THEM FOR YOU.
THANK YOU.
SURE.
[DAVE BRUBECK QUARTET PLAYINGTAKE FIVE]
HEY.
WHAT'S GOING ON?
I'M NOT SURE.
THEY WANT TO ASK YOU A QUESTION.
I DIDN'T REALLY KNOW HOW TO HANDLE IT.
OK.
[WHISPERING]
HEY, BUD.
HOW YOU DOING?
All: HEY, BUD.
YOU WANTED TO ASK ME SOMETHING?
HOW'D YOU KNOW ABOUT THE FIRE?
WHAT?
HOW'D YOU KNOW HOW TO PUT IT OUT AND ALL?
OH.
WELL...
WHERE I USED TO LIVE, THAT'S JUST WHAT FIREMEN DID.
[CROWD MURMURING]
AND WHERE'S THAT?
UM...
OUTSIDE OF PLEASANTVILLE.
[CROWD MURMURING]
WHAT'S OUTSIDE OF PLEASANTVILLE?
IT DOESN'T MATTER. IT'S NOT IMPORTANT.
WHAT'S OUTSIDE OF PLEASANTVILLE?
THERE ARE SOME PLACES
THAT THE ROAD DOESN'T GO IN A CIRCLE.
THERE ARE SOME PLACES WHERE THE ROAD KEEPS GOING.
KEEPS GOING?
YEAH, YEAH, IT JUST KEEPS GOING.
IT ALL KEEPS GOING. ROADS AND RIVERS...
LIKE THE MIGHTY MISSISSIPPI?
WHAT?
I THOUGHT THE BOOKS WERE BLANK.
THEY WERE.
Jennifer: OK.
THIS WAS NOT MY FAULT.
WHEN THEY ASKED ME WHAT IT WAS ABOUT,
I DIDN'T REMEMBER BECAUSE I READ IT BACK IN TENTH GRADE.
WHEN I TOLD THEM WHAT I DID REMEMBER,
THAT'S WHEN THE PAGES FILLED IN.
THE PAGES FILLED IN?
MM-HMM, BUT ONLY UP UNTIL THE PART WITH THE RAFT,
'CAUSE THAT'S AS FAR AS I READ.
DO YOU KNOW HOW IT ENDS?
YEAH, I DO.
SO HOW DOES IT END?
[MILES DAVIS PLAYING SO WHAT]
WELL, UM, OK.
LET'S SEE, THEY WERE RUNNING AWAY--
HUCK AND--AND THE SLAVE.
THEY WERE GOING UP THE RIVER, TRYING TO GET FREE.
AND, IN TRYING TO GET FREE,
THEY SEE THAT THEY'RE SORT OF FREE ALREADY.
OH, MY GOD.
W-WHAT ABOUT THIS ONE?
OH, YEAH, YEAH. THIS IS GREAT.
THIS IS, UM, THIS KID HOLDEN CAULFIELD.
HE'S A REALLY LONELY KID.
HE GETS KICKED OUT OF BOARDING SCHOOL.
SHEESH, LOOK AT 'EM.
IT'S SPREADIN' ALL OVER THE PLACE.
LOOK AT HER BOOKS.
LOOK AT HER SWEATER.
I MEAN, GOING UP TO THAT LAKE
ALL THE TIME IS ONE THING,
BUT NOW THEY'RE GOING TO A LIBRARY?
WHAT'S NEXT?
YOU'RE RIGHT.
SOMEBODY OUGHT TO DO SOMETHING ABOUT THAT.
SOON.
GEORGE, YOU'RE PROBABLY WONDERING
WHY I ASKED TO STOP BY AND SEE YOU TODAY.
I'M SURE YOU'VE NOTICED THE SAME THINGS WE ALL HAVE.
CERTAIN, UH, CHANGES IN THE TOWN.
UH, YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN BY CHANGES?
CHANGES.
AND I'M NOT JUST TALKING ABOUT BIG STUFF LIKE THE FIRE.
IT'S THE LITTLE THINGS.
DID YOU HEAR ABOUT BILL MILLER?
NO. WHAT?
WIFE WANTS HIM TO GET ONE OF THOSE NEW BEDS.
ONE OF THOSE BIG BEDS?
YEAH.
OH, MY GOSH.
WHAT'S HE GONNA DO?
I DON'T KNOW. I MEAN, IT'S EVERYWHERE.
BILL ANDERSON'S BOY JUST QUIT HIS JOB AT THE MARKET.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN, QUIT?
YEAH, JUST TOOK HIS APRON OFF RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF AN ORDER,
SAID, "I DON'T FEEL LIKE IT ANYMORE."
GROCERIES ALL OVER THE COUNTER. [LAUGHS]
TOOK 'EM 3 HOURS JUST TO SORT IT OUT.
SHEESH.
[SIGHS]
EVERYBODY REALLY LIKES YOU, GEORGE.
OH, WELL...
NO, THEY DO.
AND IT'S NOT JUST 'CAUSE YOU'RE A GOOD BOWLER.
IT'S 'CAUSE PEOPLE RESPECT YOU.
WELL, THANK YOU.
AND IT'S IMPORTANT FOR THEM TO SEE SOMEONE THEY RESPECT
STAND UP FOR WHAT'S RIGHT.
I MEAN, IF YOU LOVE A PLACE, YOU CAN'T JUST SIT BACK
AND WATCH THIS KIND OF THING HAPPEN, NOW, CAN YOU?
NO, OF COURSE NOT.
THAT IS WHY I WANT YOU TO BE A MEMBER
OF THE PLEASANTVILLE CHAMBER OF COMMERCE.
OH, MY GOSH.
OH, I--
I HARDLY KNOW WHAT TO SAY.
IT'S JUST LIKE YOURS.
WELL, IT IS EXACTLY LIKE MINE, GEORGE.
[LAUGHS] UHH.
HUH.
WELL, YOU CAN START BY SAYING YES.
YES!
AND BY GETTING ME ONE OF THOSE SWELL PINEAPPLE KABOBS.
WELL, SURE. YOU BET!
BETTY, BOB WANTS TO TRY
SOME OF YOUR GREAT HORS D'OEURVRES.
BETTY?
BETTY--
I'LL GET HER.
ARE YOU OK?
YOU ALL RIGHT?
WHAT AM I GOING TO DO?
I...CAN'T GO OUT THERE THIS WAY.
HOW CAN I GO OUT THERE THIS WAY?
[SOBBING]
LOOK AT ME.
IT'S OK.
IT'S ALL RIGHT.
George: BETTY?
HAVE YOU GOT ANY MAKEUP?
UM...
IN MY HANDBAG.
George: HONEY, WHERE ARE YOU?
HERE. GIVE ME YOUR CHEEK.
HERE. GIVE ME THE OTHER. THERE.
THAT'S GOOD.
NOW LIFT YOUR CHIN UP.
IS IT WORKING? YES.
HERE, LOOK AT ME.
WHAT?
DOES IT LOOK OK?
YEAH. IT LOOKS JUST LIKE IT DID.
AND, UH, AND THEY WON'T BE ABLE TO TELL?
NO. NO, THEY WON'T BE ABLE TO TELL.
George: BETTY, ARE YOU IN THERE?
BOY...
COMING, SWEETIE.
[BELL RINGS]
OH, HI.
HI.
AREN'T YOU A LITTLE BIT EARLY?
OH, I BROUGHT YOU SOMETHING FROM THE LIBRARY.
IT'S AN ART BOOK.
OH, MY GOSH, BUD.
I JUST THOUGHT SINCE YOU LIKED TO PAINT,
IT MIGHT HELP TO...
GEE WHIZ.
WHO--WHO IS, UH...
[MISPRONOUNCES] TITIAN?
I'M NOT SURE.
OH.
IT'S BEAUTIFUL, BUD.